Seal was photographed watching Heidi Klum, who is already knocked up with his second baby, load the stroller in the car. I guess dude’s got the biggest fucking dick or something because he’s already knocked her up 2 times in the last year and he’s making her work her pregnant ass of while taking care of their first baby’s needs. I know she’s German, and German’s are pretty fucking intense when it comes to work ethic and regimented discipline, proven by the Nazis in the ’30s, but this isn’t a fucking history lesson. This is a lesson in knowing how to fuck your bitch right and never having to pick up a finger. It is also a lesson that babies are a lot of work, work a black man may not be willing to undertake. Heidi Klum is Way Hardcore. Motherfuckers.

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