I guess my live blog was a disaster. So I am posting some new Lohan in a bikini pictures. I am not doing this so make you happy, because I don’t really care what you think most of the time. I am doing this because I have been following Lohan’s disaster of a life since the site started in 2004. This little spoiled cunt is my main character and if my main character is in Maui with her millioniare crippled boyfriend, I am going to be the one posting the pics. Especially since the rumor is that this may be the end of Lohan and that he’s going to be proposin’ on this trip. We all know she is going to say yes. The wounded birds alway say yes. Speaking of wounded birds, some of the best porn stars and strippers have daddy issues. It’s got somethingt to do with craving male attention. When a man like Morton offers to be her emotional support system/husband she’ll automatically say yes, not because she loves him, but because she loves that he has a penis and will care for her. Something she’s never had because her father was too drunk or in prison and her mom was too busy riding her to the top so that she could live the celebrity life she always wanted but couldn’t because she was just a usless Rockette/failure. That’s the story I heard. I didn’t sleep much last night. Maybe I should go back to bed. Cuddles.