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2006

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

While I was watching Oprah talk about breakfast with Mary J. Blige, I had cybersex with an Indian chick from Singapore who is a virgin and who annoys me every fucking day about how I have to make her famous. I suck at cybersex but this is how the conversation went:

Singapore Sling
i want you to cum inside my mouth and inside me

for the first time
i dont wonna use a condom
i wonna know whats it like raw

Jesus Martinez – DrunkenStepfather
what if i was having a herpes outbreak are you willing to get herpes for my cock

Singapore Sling
yes
we’re in love
love conqueros everything
i want to have sex with you on the kitchen table
everywhere in the house

Jesus Martinez – DrunkenStepfather
would you let me fuck you in the basement next to the old boxes
i love the smell of old boxes
it reminds me of when my foster dad chained me to the furnace

Singapore Sling
Yes, i love new experiences

Jesus Martinez – DrunkenStepfather
so would you let stick things inside you

Singapore Sling
what do you wonna stick it besides your gun

Jesus Martinez – DrunkenStepfather
random things lying around the house, like a flashlight, or an broom handle, or a rolled up newspaper
it’d be so fucking hot

Singapore Sling
if its out of love
why not

If that wasn’t shitty enough for you, than look at the real Lohan Pussy Pic.

It was obviously a fake and that was the reason I didn’t post it last night, we all know that Lohan’s meat hangs a little lower and a little thicker than that coinslot she tried passing off as her box. Speaking of box here are today’s links which have nothing to do with box at all, but they definitely do suck:

More on the Lohan Cunt Shot – Pics Proving they Are Real
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Saskia Howard Clarke’s Big Ol’ Big Brother Titties
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Artistic Vagina Picture
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Trish Stratus Gets Fan Art Which I Find Scary As Fuck
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stepBAR of the Day is the Back Alley in Calgary Cuz the Staff Look Like Dirty Porn Stars, and I fucking HATE pornstars, unless they are making me a cocktail
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Top 10 Jackass Stunts on Video for You To Laugh At
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Sharon Stone Baths in Pee
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Classy Meth Addicted Cam Girl Rockin’ Out to Death Metal….
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Stacey Keibler Gets A Mold of Her Ass Video
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Nip Slip in the Club
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Hot or Not: Courtney Hansen
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This picture made me feel uncomfortable
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Some Dude Dressed Like a Ballerina and Doing Ballet
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This is some NSFW Fat and Old Sex. I just Like the Bottom Left Thumbnail….
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This is a Sexy German Brothel
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I don’t understand what this dude’s dick is tied to…and why that is probably the least disturbing part of the picture
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At least they’ve got each other picture of the day
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Tom Cruises Baby in Vanity Fair – Who Cares? Gay People and Rosie O’Donnel Do….wait a minute?
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Myspace Girl Shows off her Ass – Kinda….
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Swimming Pool Nude Scenes All In One Online Video…I didn’t Watch it.
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Looking Good Sweetheart…
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Funny Sex on the Beach Pics and I am Not Talking About the Drink Cuz That Would be Gay
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Buy Bansky’s Paris Hilton Art Project
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Britney Spears is Having her baby Tomorrow, I forgot she was Pregnant, I thought She was Just Fat
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Some Amateurs……
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Your Friends Not So Hot White Haired Mom….
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Dude Being Funny With Ice Cream Sign
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Swedish Idols are More Interesting than American Idols
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Jowler’s are Idiots.
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DrunkenStepather Loves This Site
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