My good internet friend Neil sent these into me about 3 days ago along with 100s of other pictures that I haven’t got on the site yet because unlike you, he likes to help the stepfather cause and contributes his findings. I don’t know the backstory to why Lohan is doing what she is doing, but I do know that bitch is over-rated and that she’s a cum stain on the entertainment industry and she needs to be disposed of like all good cum stains, internally. Which reminds me of a cum stain story. A drinking buddy of used to be the deisgner at Parasuco Jeans, a Canadian company that may or may not be international since I haven’t left this city in about 6 years. Either way, dude was asked by his boss to make some kind of bandana for Wyclef back in the early 00’s and for some reason he forgets. The night before has to ship something out, he’s at home and realizes that he forgot to make the fucking bandana. So he goes through his scaps of fabrics that are lying around his house and the best piece is one he’s been using as a cum rag for the last month. He throws it in the wash, and sews it the way he has to, brings it to work throws on a Parasuco tag, shows his boss, who approves it and sends it to Wyclef. A few weeks later, my friend’s sitting at home watching some clips of a Wyclef concert on MTV equivalent and sees his cum rag on motherfucking Wyclef’s head. That’s got nothing to do with Lohan’s face covered in mud, but I predict after her whole career thing falls through she will end up with shit all over her face, but it won’t be mud. If you know what I mean. If you don’t, I mean she’ll be doing facials in back alley porno movies. I thought I made that reference clear enough, but I always forget you assholes are retarded.

PS- Some of these pics used to be on her “Myspace” profile that is supposed to be real but messages me back so I doubt it is….

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