I feel like I don’t post enough pictures of teenage girls. I know that my YouTube videos are all of underage girls dancing, but I only post those as filler. I have some pervert who sends me in 5 youtube videos a day and I’ve repeatedly said I don’t have standards, I post everything. So dude’s a bit of a potential sex offender and I guess I am one by extension so in living up to what everyone expects of me I decided to turn this site into a teen celebrity watching site with teen nip slips, teen panty upskirts, teen public drunkeness and teen pregnancy. Here’s my first post, it’s on the bitch from the Harry Potter movies, I don’t know her name, but surprise surprise she’s British….I’d like to talk about how nicely her breasts are coming in and whether she’s had her first kiss with her boyfriend yet…I’m thinking she’s a Jew Camp blow job queen like many teens, but who knows, maybe she’s all about getting on all fours and taking it in her ass to retain her virginity. I guess celebrity bitches grow up faster than normal teenagers, so maybe she’s already had sex, maybe she’s had orgies, maybe her manager and director of the movies used to rub one out on her face when pretended that she was sleeping in her witch outfit because Hollywood types are weird like that…it’s all speculation but either way she’s definitely a slut in whatever she does. So leave comments please, I’d love to see how you feel about the new direction of the site…..Cuddles you fucking cocksuckers….

PS – I had an argument with an advisor about whether or not I should post this. We decided that since 14 is legal in Canada and she’s 16, I am 2 years in the clear. However, we agreed that this post may be very damaging to this site and to me because Americans are scared of teenagers because you can get arrested for that shit. But she’s not naked so I figure I may get investigated by not arrested….in which case I say Hi F.B.I. and remind you all that this is just a joke…

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