I meant to post this yesterday, but got side-tracked. I wanted to say that all the Jews were running around the streets Friday because it was one of their holidays and none of them went to work. I wanted to say that that is a typical Jew thing to do…you know have their own vacations and use the christian ones too, but then I realized that my lawyer is Jewish, so Happy New Year or whatever it is you say in HEEB.
I wanted to talk about how I ran into my local homeless dude who I last saw punching himself in the face and is now missing a tooth and I wondered what happened to it.
I went out and got drunk last night, only to learn that hipster parties make me feel awkward. That didn’t depress me, but made me think to myself that drinking is sometimes more fun alone. I sent a lot of text messages to the celebrity numbers I have, but deleted them before I went to bed, I sent a lot of text messages to people I know, I’d apologize for that too, but it’s all part of the fun in knowing me. I like to think of it as their personal blog entries in their phones at 4 am.
And now for my links:
Lohan and Morton Broke Up…. Let The stepSTALKING Begin
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I always Hated Harry Morton…Here’s the Break-Up Video with her Crying and Shit – Sad Story – I Said…Let the StepStalking Begin….
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Katie Fey is Sex
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The Little Superstar Freaks Me The Fuck Out…
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Lucy Pinder Photoshoot – Video
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Some Dude Who Takes Pics of Random Girls Walking Around NYC
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Vanessa Minillo in Maxim
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I saw Jackass 2 – It Was Funny. Check Out This Steve-O Interview
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Bansky Fucks With Paris’ CD Video
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I think this is a movie called Vomit Dolls or Something. StepSteve made me watch it months ago…and it’s weird.
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White Rappers of the Day
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Weird Icelandic Ad Campaign Where Giant Puppets Take Over
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Here’s a Girl on the Phone at the Beach for You
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Some Self Shot Pics With A Little Trendy Peace Sign Action…
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Rub one out to Fully Clothed People In Sex Positions…
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Raven Riley and Brooke Skye Get Naked – Together
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Turkish Singer TuÄŸba Ekinci You will really love her
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How About Some Firecrotch Action
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Some Christina Ricci in Black and White
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There is No Such Thing as Too Thin
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Here is a Whore Putting on Lotion
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Here is a Little Sexy Anetta Taking he Plunge – Whatever That Means Zini
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An Interesting Japanese Facial…Not The Kind You Want
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Kristy Gallacher in Bikini
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I like Hearing Foreigners Talk About Their Casts…
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Get yourself some Milk – Read These Comments…
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Girls in Bras Doing Body Shots
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Promotional Myspace of the Day- Meaning Bitch is Trying to Be Famous and Make money off her 100,000,0000 friends
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Here are a series of Tongue Tricks
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Tamara Witmer Hosts Some Game Show or Something…This is Her Naked
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Carrie Ann Moss Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down…
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Pubic Hair Designs
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Lohan Gets Spotted Doing Some Weird Fucking Dance at The Lot
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Tara Reid Has Smaller Tits…
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the most beautiful women alive according to some dude on flickr
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Kirsten Dunst In Another Magazine
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These are the Hollyscoop Girls Who You May Want to Bang…They Are More Successful than me….
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Bar Rafaeli is Leonardo Dicaprio’s Girlfriend
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Dinosaur Porn is Weird as Shit
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This is going to be taken completely out of context, my response – don’t blame me – blame YouTube.
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Mom Breast Feeding Her Baby – Sexy
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A Danish Men’s Mag for You To Pretend to Read
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John Goodman T-Shirt of the Day
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What is this?
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