This shit reminds me of the Kelly Clarkson since I’ve been gone song, because I haven’t done the stepLINKS in almost a week. It’s like I’ve been gone for the first time. The consequence of not linking other sites is that they don’t link me and that has killed my traffic but since the site doesn’t make money, I figure that I don’t need any traffic. I’d be really happy just writing for you for the rest of my life, like I was your own personal court jester. The whole traffic thing was all for my ego, I liked bragging to my friends in the park about being the 15,000th biggest website.
I was talking to my lawyer the other day, not because I am having legal problems but because he read that some dude from a site called ebaumsworld makes 10,000,000 dollars a year, has a staff of 30, a book deal and a pilot with Fox all lined up. I wanted to say that it would be nice if those same people gave me a little love. I don’t need a book deal, I’d be happy with a line of cocktail napkins that say random quotes of mine. I don’t need 10,000,000 dollars or book/tv deals, I’d be happy with $10,000 to pay off my debt. Get on it…thanks in advance….cuddles….tell your friends….I just made your famous, bitch…. You get the idea.
PS – The guy in the picture has beef with me because I asked his baby’s momma for before and after pregnancy box shots. True story.
Abi Titmuss is Hot and Is the New Bastardly Writer….AMAZING
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Hipsters Still Make No Sense To Me….
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And now the hipster video…
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Some Flickr Goodness….
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Some Girl In the Bathtub Talking About Pulling an All-Nighter
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Some White Girl Shaking Her Ass in Her Underwear
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Some Booty Dancing Because That’s What Girls Do on YouTube
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World’s Smallest Bikini Winner
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Some Girl in Little Shorts
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Teenage Girls Actin a Fool While Listening to Britney Spears.
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Some Wierd Mexican Whore Rappin then Booty Dancing….Weird…
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Some Girl Grabbin Her Box
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Some Nadine Valazquez HDTV Grabs….
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Some Sofia Vergara Pics…
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Some Weird Fucking Porn…
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Some Adriana Lima Lookg Hot….
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Some Dov Charney from American Apparel Running Around in Underwear….
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Some Aaron and Nick Carter Fighting…
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Some Naked SLag from Flavor of Love…
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New Gap Ad Campaign’s Got Something Funny in the Bottom Right….
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Lohan was Paid to Pay Morton….It’s an Ad Campaign DrunkenStepfather Would Consider Doing….
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Some People Caught in the Act
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These Are The Types of Girls I Don’t Hang Out With…
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A Little Royalt(eet)….Get it?
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Looking Good Sweetheart…
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Pool Babes…
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Blowjob Scene in a Mainstream Movie…
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More Mainstream Movie Blowjobs…
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I’d Fuck Paris’ Ass and By Fuck I Mean Lick, Cuz My Dick Doesn’t Work – But You Get The Idea…
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