We all know that I am really bigtime and that I get major media companies handing me over mass amounts of money to make them richer, like when I was pushing that shitty band Buckcherry and shut down their servers or when I ran a contest of Sex in the City and no one signed up…and still couldn’t pay my rent or my servers. I guess the reality of all this is that I am not getting paid shit by anyone but I want to be, so I am trying to get this fucker Howard Stern to mention me on his radio show because I think that may take me to the next level.

In Howard We Trust. Starting midnight on Friday, November 3rd through Sunday, November 5th, Howard Stern will give devoted fans and first timers an opportunity to relive the wildest, sexiest, funniest, most jaw-dropping moments of 2006 for just one cent with the HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREVIEW. The weekend event will enable viewers to access an all-new special featuring the best-of antics, interviews and stunts from Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, re-edited uncensored classic Stern show moments, original programming and excusive behind-the-scenes footage. The Howard TV Preview will add just a mere penny to customer’s regular cable bill. Learn more about the Howard TV Preview by visiting HERE

There’s some kind of contest going on and you can win a $50 AMEX gift card. Just click here to sign-up, assholes.

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