I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

13

Nov

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt's Thong of the Day

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I have enough trouble understanding a dude who sits at home watching the Jennifer Love Hewitt show about talking to Ghosts, even though I have watched the show a handful of times. I figure I am the exception to the rule because I have no friends, no money and no cable. The fact that I have one channel and no budget to do much else is who I assume who the market of the show is. After watching the show, I would have never expected anyone to take screencaps. Not because Jennifer Love is in it, because I know weird internet losers love this bitch, but because no matter how much any loser likes this horse faced cunt, capping the show would mean that they actually had to watch the shot. It would also mean that they can afford technology that could provide them with better entertainment than “Ghost Whisperer” ever could. I can only assume that the dude who took these caps was the same guy who works at the local hobby store selling model cars to kids to make enough money to pay for his computer parts. The same guy who never married and who causes discomfort in parents everytime little Johnny wants to go shopping there. He’s the kind of guy who lived in his mother’s basement until she moved to Florida for retirement when he was 42 and since she sold her house and forced him to venture out on his own. The lack of personal interaction has forced him to develope this new hobby combining his best friend (computer) and his fantasy girl (Jennifer Love) and a split second of a thong shot later, the pics hit the internet. Thanks to “original capper” and his mom for making this possible. Now fuck off and stop hating my genius posts.


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