I am sitting in Starbucks because the woman who works here caught me outside and told me she had free coffee for me. I am ghetto like that. I sat behind a leather jacket wearing “comedy writer” who has already written 2 movies you’ve never heard of and is filming the third. We pretend we don’t know each other, but I know he used to work at my video store for about 4 years and always charged me late fees…motherfucker’s Kevin Smithin’ it….He’s been writing a message to a girl on myspace for at least 20 minutes. I don’t even spend 20 minutes on these life changing posts, except for maybe the stepLINKS cuz I have to dig like a fucking african tribe lookin’ for water….that’s not the point….the point is that dude best be getting a piece of this bitch he just spent so long myspacing…that message better be fucking tight…it better have her on all fours with a dildo in hand by the end of it….cuz otherwise dude just wasted 20 mintues of his life…That’s the story I heard.
PS – There’s a 12 year old momma’s boy sitting behind me with his mother practicing his french. I’d find it cute if it wasn’t so fucking annoying. I know this kid will be sucking gumballs out of trannies in Brazil in 10 years screaming “Thanks for making me the man-pussy MOM….” That is also the story I heard. Here are my links. Cuddles.
Some Polaroid Picture Artist/Semi-Erotic
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Annie’s Got Nice Muscles and She Owns this T-Shirt
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Pamela Anderson Upskirt on Kimmel
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Police Tazer Some Iranian Student at UCLA because They Can….
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These People are Having So Much Fun on the Beach….With I was Invited…
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Some Flickr Dude’s Got 86 Pages of Naked Chicks… I doubt He took any of the Pics himself but what do I know…
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Some Nasty Lookin’ Girl Named Zia McCabe Topless
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Live Feed From an African Watering Hole – This is How I Occupy Myself.
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This is a sex tape where they don’t have sex because the girl has kidney stones but she wants to and they are canadian and really fucking weird….
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Hockey Girls Making Out Cuz You Know Hockey Girls and their Class
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UCLA Naked Run – Where Nobody Gets Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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I feel like I already posted this photobucket girl… I could be wrong so I’ll post it again
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This Girl Wants to Get as Many People as Possible to Watch Her Clip…She Shows the World her Bra which is a Good Start…
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Ann Angel and Lia 19
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Some dude bangs a deer..oh dear
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Tom Cruise and Family Land in Italy for Some Wedding or Something
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Some Drunkenstepfather Accidental Pee Picture from a Reader
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Scott’s Ex Girlfriend
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I gave a bottle of this to 3 guys…I have heard good things that involve the potential of getting college girls pregnant cuz it works…and condoms aren’t 100 percent.
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Beer Pong is the Stupidest Thing I have Seen in a While…
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Tera Patrick in the Shower
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LastNightsParty Urban Pin-Up
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Another Last Night Party Gallery
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Some Random Funny Pics from the Net
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Rocky T-Shirt of the Day – Amazing if your Name is Rocky
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K-Fed Writes on the Bathroom Wall at an Event
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The World Famous Pimp of the World
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