I was watching John Ritter’s biography at my neighbor’s house. One of the people they interviewed said that his daughter Stella is going to keep him young because he had her when he was 50, I guess you could say she was wrong. Speaking of wrong, I came across these pictures of some girl named Cassie, I had no idea who she was but Wikipedia taught me proper. She’s a 20 year old R&B singer with a Filipino father and an African-American/Mexican/West Indian mother….which is obviously a pretty good mix because you all want to bang her. Perverts.

I was hanging with some black people at the barber shop near my house the other day and realized that half of my socially awkward book of jokes would have to be censored if I wanted to walk out of there alive. It made me realize that I have no ethnic friends, and the reason is probably because I offend them all before we get a chance to exchange numbers. I’d make that my new year’s resolution, but I already decided that my resolution was to drink and smoke more because it’ll be easier to do and a lot more fun than trying to make myself a better person….I’ve already had about 1/2 the bottle of scotch my Lawyer gave me for 2007 earlier today. I’d say that’s why this post sucks, but there’s probably more to it than that….

I just got a text message from Stavros saying “Happy New Year to you to bro”….He think I am someone he knows and is trying to be polite, I think it could be a good opportunity to take the site to the next level, since he’s a billionaire heir marrying Paris Hilton…

Speaking of sluts, here’s Cassie. PS. I love white bikinis a lot.

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