I have just spent the last 2 hours trying to get a girl to send me a picture of her bikini wax but I have no game. I don’t know how to massage the situation and actually make a girl feel sexy. I know that if I had that skill, I wouldn’t be married to the beast I am married to and my internet career would involve a lot more naked pics….I just ask girls straight up if they have nude pics, they always say no, then I ask them to take some, they always say no, then I ask them for pics of their cunt’s and they block and delete me…
I guess I’ll just stick to surfing porn, but there’s something exciting about getting girls you’re talking to to hook you up with pussy pics. The point of all this is to say that if you are a virgin and scared of girls in real life, once you have them on your IM, make them feel sexy, say all the lame shit that you see in movies cuz that’s what they want to hear….
That said, here are my links of the day…I feel like this is a long one….
A Young Woman’s Guide to Masturbation
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Ellen Dancing….Part 1
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Some Pics of Poverty
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Bulletproof Glass Saves Lives
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Lookin Good Sweetheart….
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Keeley Hazell Baywatch The Movie Pics…
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A whole lot of office pranks to you fuckers with a job who can afford to go on vacation, pay your rent and have cable…maybe these will bring joy to your depressing office life
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Here’s a Little Potty Training Product
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Here’s Some Videos of Girls Getting Off to Toys (NSFW)
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Show your friends that you’re a cunt with some Rocky T-shirts
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Katharine Heigl Is Hiding Her Tits….Even Though We All Know They Are There….
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Music Video of the Day
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Ellen Dancing….Part 2
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UK Celebrity Big Brother Sex….
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YourDirtyMind Galleries From the Past…
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Sexy Sports Fans, don’t worry it’s half naked chicks and not your cousin bob with his shirt off….
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Ellen Dancing… Part 3
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Nelly Furtado Rockin a Panty-Upskirt
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Ellen Dancing… Part 5
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Scott Storch with Lohan in his 1.7 Million Bugatti
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Jaime Bergman Wet T-Shirt Competition
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stepREADER’s Music
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Some Chick Named Misty Cove Naked
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Paris Hilton in Maxim Magazine Video
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Salma Hayek’s Tits that Everyone is Calling The Best Golden Globes Because They Got Lame Jokes…
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Kate Winslet Nude Sex Scene….
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A pretty bad fall but an even worse ski suit, gayer than bicycle shorts…
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2 Girls Doing The Lady Lumps, I am Bored of this shit but I don’t think other people are….
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Some Video Footage from the Reef Bikini Contest
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Ellen Dancing… Part 6
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Jennifer Aniston’s B-Cups to C-Cups
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Ellen Dancing…Part 7
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Jenna Haze at the AVN’s Entertainment Expo
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Ellen Dancing… Part ….Fuck it just watch it…
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I fucking hate Tom Hanks….This is Why
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Paula Abdul and Jewel Hate Each Other
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Party Girls Video
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