I have never heard of Elsa Pataky because she is from Spain and I try to keep things local. She was in Snakes on a Plane and I haven’t seen that because going to the movies is something I do when my Lawyer takes me to one because he feels sorry for my poverty and because he wants to get away from his wife for a few hours. I am more into our visits to the stripclub, but we can’t all be perverts all the time. By the looks of my website lately, it looks like I am doing a pretty decent job of being a pervert all the fucking time…..I got bored tonight and thought it would be funny to get my wife horny then leave her hanging and I don’t mean literally hanging because I don’t think many structures can support the weight. Anyway, she was laying on the floor in the bedroom because she fell and couldn’t get up so I climbed up on top of her like I was a mountain man and this was my day to climb Everest…I grabed her box and felt like I was holding a small animal, slapped it around like I was performing CPR on it and that’s when she started moaning and I started gagging, I got up and came back to my computer to talk to ZINI…this is what he said…

Try being me for an hour, see you how like that, I’m wearing a pair of nikes I bought in 2001 and my dead grandfather’s grey wool blazer because its cold in here.

Then he told me this….

the anti anti joke is like that shit, what did the blind one armed aids victim get for christmas?… everyone thinks you’re going to say cancer, then they think of the anti joke and think you’ll say something non-amusing like a train set, then you hit them back with the cheese bomb line they wanted, herpes.

Then I laughed and decided to give this him a link to give him to cheer him up because I am a Miracle Worker like Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman without the vagina, even though my penis is pretty vaginal. Visit Zini Here (NSFW)

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