This is what Perez Hilton looks like. This is what millions of people tune into read. I realize that they care more about the celebrity gossip than the person behind it. I just don’t understand how you can support something that looks like this muppet. Speaking of potatoes my wife bought a 30 lbs bag of potatoes this morning and she has been making mashed potatoes all fucking day…she keeps eating and eating and eating like she was the energizer bunny, but less pink I mean her vagina is brown. But that’s not the point, the point is that this is Mario Perez Hiltion, too fat to have AIDS. I guess you should just look at his tits while I look at my wife having a love affair with a bucket of Mashed Potatoes….

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