Courtney Love just got AIDs in the movie I just watched which is probably not far from the truth. Tom Cruise may have died of AIDs if he had followed his destiny which was being a poofter. Instead he sucked the shit up, artificially inseminated a girl 20 years younger than her and joined a cult. I am not here to judge the way a closet case lives his life but I am here to judge the way a girl who looked worth a round in Dawson’s Creek and the movie she was full naked in now has an upskirt that’s straight from the 1800s. I don’t know what kind of underwear this slag’s rockin, but I can only assume it’s a pair of boxer briefs, that way Tom can get hard for her and knock you up with baby number 2. In reality, I have a fat wife and can spot form fitting / shaping pantyhose from a mile away. When they made them in my wife’s size she squeezed her way into them and still looked fucking disgusting. The same can be said for this post pregnancy celebrity…

I am pretty out of touch and it is 5 am. I am drunk again and these are those pics…Asshole.

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