This girl is getting a lot of publicity and that’s ok. I’ve heard that she’s going to be the next Lohan, probably rockin cocaine in the bathroom and ending up in rehab with Lohan before releasing a sex tape of her taking it up the ass from 8 black dudes in party hats, which would be fun to watch, but I can’t help but stare at the size of her head in comparison to her body. It’s like I am watching a cartoon and she’s the fucking star of the show.

I once knew a dude with a massive head, we all thought he was retarded because he used to masturbate in public, it turned out he was just a sexual predator. When he was in high school, he busted all over his chair in History class and the girl who sat in it the next class ended up getting pregnant. I don’t believe that’s actually what happened, because it turned out she was banging the gym teacher but it made for a good story at the time….I think that dude’s in jail now, sometimes I. ask myself what I could have done to help him, actually I don’t because I have no compassion for people who get hard-ons

Speaking of weird fucking faces, here’s a little Heather Graham lookin like a freaky elf you want to fuck…But you’re a virgin and you’d fuck anything with a vagina. Pervert

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