These pics don’t even look like Lohan, because they aren’t her. They are her friend that are with her, but I wrote this thinking it was her….

I have kind of given up on stalking her , so I haven’t paid much attention to her weight gain. When I found out she went to rehab, I was disgusted, because I like my girls to be addicted to drinking, drugs and anal sex. There’s nothing interesting about dating a person fresh out of rehab because they are boring, drink a lot of coffee, smoke a lot of cigarettes and feel sorry for themselves for the next 20 years until they relapse. Lucky for me, I am pretty sure Lohan will be back to huffin’ yay off cocks in the public bathroom of the local gas station, she’s just got to go through her money first.

I was going to write about is how I think I see a shit stain on her panties, but I realized that when your diet consists of cocaine and energy drinks, your shit doesn’t leave stains it just burns holes….If she was a real addict this shit would be green, bloody and dirty like something you’d find in the back alley abortion clinic after a busy day….I guess when you’re a celebrity addict you can afford to change your panties and still get your fix. Finding out these weren’t pics of her made me sad. I think the stalking is going to start up again soon, and maybe next time bitch can make a comeback with a little less of her friend’s panties and a lot more of her box.

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