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2007

08

Feb

I am – Kirstie Alley Ate Her Way To the Top of the Day…

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This bitch is huge. I am talking one step away from fitting in my wife’s panties huge. I’m talking buying two plane tickets to fit in the seat huge. I am talking if this was that movie ALIVE she’d be the one to feed the camp….for 15 years….I can’t believe this thing got in a bikini on Oprah, she should probably have been wearing a rain coat so that we could take her camping and use her as a tent. It’s late I have no more stupid fat person analogies but I had deja vu watching fat man small penis porn the other day. The dude had a burried dick and was trying to titty fuck some heft girl. I felt like I had seen it before then I realized that it was the story of my life 10 years ago when I got laid…True story now laugh at Kirstie Alley cuz it’s fun.

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