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I am – Britney Spears Drunken Panties of the Day


These hit the internet yesterday but I had to post them because Britney looks like a clown, but still takes the time to put on a nice fresh pair of designer underwear. I would have thought that in her drunken stupor that has been the last 6 months of her life, putting on a fresh pair of panties would be on low priority. I can’t help but look at these pictures and think to myself how badly her vagina must smell, even in these new panties. She looks like she hasn’t showered for days and she has to be one of the worst lollipop suckers I’ve ever seen. That girls sucking on a lollipop is fucking cliche, but still normally sexy as hell, and Britney has gone and ruined that for me too.

All this to say, I’d still bang her, but I have no standards, and her coat makes her look like a street whores and street whores always have a warmspot in my heart and in their pants if you’ve got 40 dollars to drop.

Bonus – Lollipop Picture Sexier than Britney’s Lollipop Pictures (It’s from Vice, I Hate Vice, I don’t Know How It Ended Up on My Computer)

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