It was DJ AM’s birthday party on Sunday at LAX, the club he owns. I know this because I know everything about DJ AM, I figured I needed to study everything about him before giving him the title of “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. If I was just some virgin out of New Hampshire writing this site claiming that dude’s a fucking Homo who hasn’t realized he wants dick without any background check, you’d think I was a total fucking hack….I’d rather be be a hack by stalking a motherfucker…and wikipediaing his ass.

Either way, I got this email and pics from the party saying:

AM left his own party early and sam ronson is a lesbian and lindsay was wearing kimberly sewarts shirt and a dimmak hoodie

I may not know what that means but I do know that I like drunk girls dancing around, showing their tits, while pretending to be sober. It’s usually a guaranteed “cum inside me and don’t use a condom, its ok, I am sober” situation, because the drunker a girl a gets the more sober she claims she is.

Speaking of no taste, I just found out that some model named Jessica Stam is dating AM. I can only assume the eating disorders fuck you up and modeling gives you such a shitty self-image that you settle for a piece of shit like him…Happy Fucking Birthday Asshole.

I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE LOHAN PARTYING PICS BECAUSE IT’S THE LAW…

To see the pics go HERE

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