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2007

20

Apr

I am – Jessica Robinson Press Secretary Naked of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Robinson and she is the press secretary for the Gov of Missouri and these are her nudes pics. They hit the internet about a month ago, but since I have no idea who this bitch was and even after reading about her I had to google maps Missouri because it is the state we all pretend doesn’t exist.

That said, I didn’t know about her nude pics. I guess what it comes down to is who gives a fuck, everyone is naked on the internet now, with sex tapes and webcam pictures and it’s really not a big fucking deal. The positive in all this is that in the next 10 years you won’t have to wear pants to work because your co-workers will already know what you look like while jerking off because of your seedy internet past and I guess in 20 years you’ll be able to jerk off in public, for the same reason, but it takes time to condition the masses, especially the bible thumpers to change the law on this….if you want to help the cause, start jerking off in random places, like park benches and in changing rooms of stores, because change can only start with you.

Either way, who gives a fuck that this bitch gets naked on the internet documenting stages of her pregnancy, which isn’t really as sexy as taking pictures of her on all fours with her husband in her ass, especially considering the baby will get tangled in that fucking bush on it’s way out, but since I love bush and I love naked people in the news, even if it’s not my news but you small town farmer news, you St Louis livin’ fucker, here are the pics.

For the story go HERE

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