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2007

10

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Vote For Me….

Some of you know that I am in Montreal and I get no respect here either. There is a local paper called the Mirror and they do a Best of Montreal Poll. They have a category for best local blog and I feel like I should win it. To be counted you need to fill out 25 questions and since you don’t live here, that may be a pain in the ass, so I decided to tell you what to fill out. Do it if you can. I figure all votes will help and since you have nothing better to do with your time, this can fill it for 5 minutes. I make your life have meaning – Admit it…

Cast your vote for the 18th Annual Best of Montreal.

Rules:

One entry per reader. You must fill out at least 25 categories for your entry to count and to be eligible for prizes. Suspicious entries will be eliminated.

Questions marked with a * are required fields

Do not press Return or Enter until you have completed the form. Use the tab key or mouse to go to the next question.

Deadline for entries is May 11-07, midnight.

Results will appear in the May 31 issue of the Mirror.

Follow This Link

and Write Your Name, Phone Number and Email, Then Write This:

What’s the best new thing in Montreal in the last five years?

DrunkenStepfather.com

Montrealer closest to sainthood

Jesus Martinez

Montrealer closest to hell

Jesus Martinez

Most desirable man

Jesus Martinez

Most desirable woman

Lara Roxx

Best Dressed Montrealer

Gold Pants Girl from the Girls Stealing a Bike Video

Tackiest personality

Jesus Martinez

Best Montreal weirdo

Jesus Martinez

Best neighbourhood

East End

Best minority

Brown People

Best place to spot celebrities

DrunkenStepfather.com or Time Supper Club Parking Lot, See I am – Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus Video

Best place to have public sex

Anywhere, As Long As I Am Watching

Best Watering Hole

Any Park Bench with a 40.

Best pickup spot

The Corner of Ste Catherine and St Laurent

Best afterhours

Le Chablis Motel, They Rent By The Hour….

Best strip club

Beaudette, It’s Full Service from Hot Chicks Who Suck Dick….

Sexiest French pickup line

Mange ma plotte….

Best drug

Meth

Best busker

Homeless Man Dance

Best local actor

The Retard in that Boxing Movie that was Nominated for an Academy Award….

Best local actress

Elisha Cuthbert

Best local filmmaker

stepTV

Best art exhibit

Daniel Johnston Cuz Crazy People are Awesome….

Best author

Jesus Martinez

Best magazine/zine

DrunkenStepfather.com

Best Blog

DrunkenStepfather.com

Best rep/art house cinema

The Dollar Cinema

Best Mexican

Jesus Martinez

Best fishmonger

Jesus Martinez

Follow This Link And Make a Differnce. Your Voice Matters…

Now here are my links

Amy Winehouse Meth Teeth
GO

Heidi Montag Making Out With Some Dude at an ATM Machine. Whore.
GO

Really Big Tits on the Beach
GO

Paris Hilton Caught Driving and Crying
GO

Carmen Electra Will Teach You How To Be Sexy
GO

Christina Aguilera From When She Was Dirty…The Way I Like Her….
GO

Conan Can’t Keep His Eyes off Heidi Klum’s Tits
GO

Porn Star Randy West Interview
GO

Gretchen Calson’s Downblouse on Fox News Video
GO

Gia Allemand Maxim Spread
GO

Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 1
GO

Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 2
GO

Uncensored Clip From “Shut Up and Model”
GO

Some Busty Teen Doing Cartwheels With Her Big Tits
GO

Some Chick Dancing and Shaking Her Ass On Cam for you
GO

Joss Stone and Common New Video
GO

This Porn Company is Donating $1 of Every Sale to Don Imus’ Retirement Fund
GO

Lookin’ Good Hairy Assed Sweetheart
GO

Some Throwback Catherine Bell Bikini Pics
GO

Hot Car Wash Video
GO

Trashy Chick Fight
GO

Beckham Banging The Way He Likes It
GO

Posh Spice’s Car Broke Down
GO

Liz Hurley Topless on a Yacht
GO

Sanjaya’s Mom Busted with a Bong
GO

Kim Kardashian Without Make Up
GO

Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs
GO

Sam Cooke in NUTS Magazine
GO

Pornstar Taylor Rain Smoking and Drinking When She Was 5
GO

Some Hollywood Plastic Surgery Shockers…
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Rickey Lake Lost 125 Pounds and Poses in a Bathing Suit For You To Tell her She’s Still Fat
GO

Some Chick Getting a Bikini Wax Video
GO

Vending Machine Kick
GO

Crazy Guy At The College Frat Party Who Has Never Got Laid in FleshFlicks – Gang Bang Etiquette Video – NSFW
GO

Drunk Hasselhoff the Muppet Remix
GO

Remember the Topless DJ
GO

Kelly Clarkson Performing Fat on Live With Regis and Kelly Video
GO

Lohan With a A Self Help Book
GO

Amazing Wedgie Video
GO

Eva Horvath in a Tiny Bikini
GO

Lucy Pinder Covers Up in NUTS MAGAZINE…But is still Hot Enough to Look At…
GO

Rihanna Looks Like an Alien
GO

Hayden Panettiere and Her Friend Rumer Willis Hangin Out
GO

Bra Wars in Zoo Magazine
GO

Someone’s Sister is a Total Slut on Camera for You…
GO

Photobucket Tits
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Turns Hot or Hot Chick Turns – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Shilpa Shetty Hot London Premiere Pictures
GO

Some Face Catching Video I Don’t Get It
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Some Chick Who Was in Penthouse Posing
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

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