I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

18

Jul

I am – The Original Lohan Stalker of the Day

Lindsay Lohan

So there’s a site I link who got Lohan’s email and found out that there are some sleazy pics of her floating around. All of a sudden, shit gets picked up on every major media outlet and he’s famous overnight. I have Lohan’s number and call her, leave her messages and stalk the bitch for 2 fucking years and no one ever picks up my story, I never become famous overnight and my self-esteem that is already pretty non-existant goes even further into shit….

This kind of thing makes me question what I do, and here are some pictures of Lohan in an almost see through because that’s all you want from me. Asshole.

Internet is too expensive for this so that’s the end of me for now….

With Love
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
On Vacation….

ED. NOTE: She Looks fucking forty.


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