Well, here’s a nice way to start off Friday morning. I don’t know who Katherine Kelly Lang is, but she is in St. Tropez, in a bikini, and when you get laid as little as you do, you should stop being picky and crying and take what you can get.

Speaking of crying, it seems we have a few cry baby readers out there who miss Jesus, and don’t like this or that about the site during his vacation. I dunno what to tell you guys honestly, and in the end, you should just take it up with Fatass when he gets home, cause while he’s on his cruise and cheating on my mother with hookers, I’m stuck in my hot sweaty bedroom on my summer vacation, writing this bullshit so all 7 of you have something to do at your desk instead of working. Trust me, there’s a lot better things I would like to be doing as well, but we’re all stuck here with each other, so let’s try and work together. It’s kinda like being stuck in a elevator with someone you hate and fucking them to make the most of the situation, you know?

In the end, judging by our traffic stats, we have still retained the same 7 readers that were here before he left, so I’m doing good so far I think and if you don’t like it, no one is forcing your virgin ass to read it either. If anything, that Homo comes back in a little over a week, so don’t get scared and until then just keep holding on to your teddy bear tightly and sucking your thumb.

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