So Kim Kardashian continues to offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world as she sits around in a bathing suit taking in some sun like the useless whore that shit is. It’s like some of us slowly wait for death to save us by hiding behind our computers or going to our shitty jobs or occasionally by doing something life changing for sick kids or AIDS or some shit, and people like Kim Kardashian just live a life of vacation.

The good news is that bitch realizes that she’s a fat slob and decides to bust out the sarong or whatever the fuck those wraps chubby chicks use to cover their asses when they rock their bathing suits because they aren’t fat enough yet to justify swimming in a T-shirt. I know some of you like this whore and her ability to eat lots of food and stock that shit on her ass, so I am posting it, but I think the reality is that I just like outing “sex symbols” or at least bitches who think they are sex symbols for the sloppy bodies they are. I’ve known my fair share of fat chicks who like getting fucked on video because they have no shame and don’t want to admit they are fat and because they like the extra money it gives them to put into their eating habit and I guess Kim Kardashian is just like them.

In a few months, I predict her stomach catching up to her ass and tits and I’ll be posting pictures of her sitting on her couch eating a bag of chips watching Soap Operas or pictures of her struggling her way up a set of stairs. Obesity isn’t a disease, it’s just laziness and I hate all of you who try to argue with me that she’s not fat because I think shit’s pretty obvious or at least obvious enough to Kim Kardashian to cover her ice cream eating ass up. This is just a taste of what’s to come and Kim is probably excited about that, but then again she seems like she’s excited to taste pretty much everything that crosses paths with her and that’s the reason she’s got into this whole mess.

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