Seeing Lily Allen running around in France topless reminds me of the time this chick I knew who had a double mastectomy applied for a job as a stripper at the strip club, only she was doing it out of some post breast cancer political statement and was hard on cash and figured she could sue them for not hiring her as some discrimination against her amputated tits, and not because there are perverts out there who get off to all kinds of things. I was supportive but I was pretty sure she’d land the job since she had a slammin’ fuckin’ body and thought people would pay to fondle her amputated tits just to get closer to that ass.

The reason Lily Allen reminds me of that girl, is because she doesn’t really have tits, despite being a fat troll of a slut, but I guess that happens all the time. At least this pictures bring hope that Lily Allen is plunging to her death in hopes of meeting up with her miscarriage baby in heaven because she’s been having a hard time living without it in her stomach. The guilt of smoking and drinking while pregnant is just too much for her to keep on living….

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