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Kristen Bell on the Beach With Some Asshole of the Day

I have issues with Dax, I don’t know it is watching his horrible performances on Punk’d or the fact that he works out excessively to distract girls from his funny lookin’ face, or that he looks like a frat boy motherfucker who would annoy the fuck out of me while I’m trying to get a drink at the bar and he’s trying to get all the attention from everyone in the bar to make up for his funny lookin’ face, but I do know that it’s got nothing to do with the fact that he’s railing Kristen Bell. There’s nothing hot about her, she’s about as standard as Dax Shepard getting rejected from both acting jobs and women alike before he got a bank account and manipulated the world that he was worth hiring in movies because he was part of a successful MTV show.

Either way, here they are in love and we can only hope their plane crashes on their way home because the world’s seen enough of them already and I think they’ve both lead a good life and need to make room for people with a little more talent.

Bonus – Here are Some Pictures of her Badly Playing a Drunk on Set Even Though You’d Have to Be Drunk To Get Up In Dax Sheppard

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  • Uncle Joe Mccarthy

    my heart is breaking

    shit, couldnt she bang a guy who is at least a little bit attractive?

    and what a dick, wont even bend over so she can hug him…she has to stand on her tippy toes….doesnt he know that hes dating a midget, and this must be a blow to her self esteem?

  • Candi Apples

    Kristen Bell recently told an interviewer that she has a hard time getting movie roles,because many producers tell her she is not “pretty enough”.

    I hate to say it,but these movie producers are right.

    Kristen Bell is not ugly,but she’s certainly not pretty like many other popular Hollywood starlets.

    Kristen Bell should just marry rich,and retire from showbiz,as she doesn’t have the looks,or the talent to have much of a career.

  • Peter

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that site.

  • Jessica

    You are just jelouse Candi Apples. You also didn’t add the rest of the quote also where she is saying all of this because of how Hollywood is. She said she isn’t ugly enough to play a dorky character. She is pretty much always going to be stuck playing characters like 5 years younger then her real age and she doesn’t want to do that. That is why she is being picky with roles now. In both Heroes and Forgetting Sarah Marshall she played a 25 year old woman which is closer to her age since she is 27.

    But if the stupid people in hollywood wopuld notice her then they would have a true star on there hands. Kristen is the total package. She can sing, She can dance, She can act and she is beautiful.

  • Uncle Joe Mccarthy

    guys she was lying in that interview

    she is pretty enuf…but there arent alot of roles for midgets

    for the same reason, hayden panitierre has to do things like show up in a bikini to save the whales

    its damn hard for a midget in hollywood

    just ask billy barty