I was at a bar last night and I witnessed 2 relatively hot chicks recruit some dude to have a threesome with them. They walked up to him and started rubbing up on him and telling him how amazing he was and all this shit. At first I was a little thrown off and jealous that they didn’t come up to me and offer me the same fuckin’ deal, but I realized that I kinda smell like piss and haven’t showed for a few days, thanks to having no hot water. I guess what made the whole thing easier on my self esteem was that I was at a full service strip club and that I knew dude would be shelling out lots of money for that experience but it still made me feel inadequate, almost as inadequate as the dude in CSI rockin’ a speedo. I have no dick, but at least my balls give me more fuckin’ volume than him and for some reason, motherfucker’s hanging out with the hottest ass I’ve seen in a while, and that reason is because he’s on TV and you aren’t.
