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2010

07

Jun

The Guy from CSI with Some Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If you are on TV on any level….like if you are insignificant, or your role is insignificant, or even if the show sucks and no one watches it, so long as you are on TV, even if it’s a local TV commercial, or even the local news for a few minutes….you will always be able to score seriously hot pussy…not necessarily celebrity pussy, cuz there is some kind of hierarchy, but real life pussy that is usually better looking than celebrity pussy. It’s like being on camera is all it fucking takes to make a pussy wet and jump on your dick and never leave you and here is the black guy from CSI with his girlfriend and her ridiculous body….who isn’t leaving him anytime soon, cuz he gives her the good life…and she give him the good ass to fuck…it all works out in the end.

Pics via Bauer

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2009

05

Mar

Gary Dourdan from CSI Gets a Lap Dance of the Day

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Gary Dourdan is some CSI actor who was a guest on some show called Chiambretti Night out of Italy. Shit in Europe looks a lot more fun than shit in America, I mean they are known to be more open with nudity and sex where America is more open with guns and murder, and sure American TV’s got some hot pussy like Ryan Seacrest, but there’s just never enough half naked lap dances on the shit to make it worth my time, I guess I’ll just have to keep my poverty strip club with the ugliest fucking strippers around for that, not that I’ve gone to a fucking strip club in the last 6 months, which is pretty depressing because there was a time I was going daily, but I guess it’s all because of the economic crisis, that is my wife refusing to give me more than 20 dollars. I’ve already written too much about this so check out the pics.

Here’s a video of him doing a dance on the show, since I can’t find the lap dance video…it’s like they’re at a bad fucking club and the whole thing is fucking strange.

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2008

31

Jul

The Guy from CSI’s Girlfriend has an Amazing Ass of the Day

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I was at a bar last night and I witnessed 2 relatively hot chicks recruit some dude to have a threesome with them. They walked up to him and started rubbing up on him and telling him how amazing he was and all this shit. At first I was a little thrown off and jealous that they didn’t come up to me and offer me the same fuckin’ deal, but I realized that I kinda smell like piss and haven’t showed for a few days, thanks to having no hot water. I guess what made the whole thing easier on my self esteem was that I was at a full service strip club and that I knew dude would be shelling out lots of money for that experience but it still made me feel inadequate, almost as inadequate as the dude in CSI rockin’ a speedo. I have no dick, but at least my balls give me more fuckin’ volume than him and for some reason, motherfucker’s hanging out with the hottest ass I’ve seen in a while, and that reason is because he’s on TV and you aren’t.