I don’t know when these pictures were taken, which isn’t that big of a deal considering I have no idea who this bitch is. I do know that I post any bikini picture sent into me because I really don’t know what else to talk about on the site.

I could write about the 3 fat British girls who probably grew up on Atomic Kitten that I saw at the strip club. They weren’t lesbians and they weren’t really into the whole experience and they weren’t with dudes, but for some reason they were at a fucking stripclub. When I asked them if they were trying to learn moves for the drunk boys they bring home in an act of desperation on both parts, so that they wouldn’t think they were virgins, they looked at me in disgust, when I offered them 5 dollars a song instead of the professional fee of 10 dollars a song, they told me to fuck off and changed seats. It was too bad, because having girls next to me on pervert row, right next to the pole made me feel like more of a camp counselor than the sick fuck that I am….

But I’d rather just post pictures of some chick I’ve never heard of in her life jacket…

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