Everyone’s been giving Brad Pitt so much attention because he just had his new babies with Angelina and sold the pictures for millions of dollars and everyone is talking about how amazing they are and all that shit and I figured it was a good time to post about Jennifer Aniston and laugh about all that went wrong in her life and the pain that she is probably feeling. All this ass wanted was to be impregnated by Brad Pitt, and she got pretty fucking close before motherfucker cheated on her and started a new life with someone else while leaving her in the dust. It’s that kind of rejection that leaves Aniston hurting, desperate and ready to let anyone who comes her way knock her up, but for some reason no one ever does, there must be something seriously wrong with her and that’s probably the fact that she’s greek and only knows anal and after volunteering in a few high schol biology classes, I have learned that you can’t get knocked up that way no matter how hard you try, despite what every boyfriend she’s ever dated has told her. I guess when you find a girl who does anal, you don’t want to pollute that by introducing vaginal sex.

Either way, here’s Aniston’s sad, lonley and childless ass in some dress.

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