Christina Aguilera is the kind of wife who you walk in on taking a pregnancy test, even though you haven’t fucked her the last 4 months because she can’t stomach your big monkey face and uses her pregnancy as a solid excuse that you believe and it’s okay because your big monkey face has been too busy trying to make money to keep her around a little longer because you know she is out of your league and you have a deep rooted fear that one day she will wake up the fuck up and ask herself what the hell she’s doing with a big monkey faced motherfucker like yourself and not having money will probably make that happen sooner than later, because money seems to be a pretty solid blinder.

So when you ask her why the fuck she’s taking a pregnancy test after not having sex with you for 4 months and she comes up with some silly excuse about how she masturbated wearing your her underwear that you’ve been jerking off on the last 4 months because you like lacey things since they are pretty and smell like this popstar’s cunt, but part of you just has trouble believing her because along with the rest of the world, you know she’s a slut.

Either way, here she is in a see through top and leggings, rockin’ her fake tits, fake hair, made up face and husband that’s gotta be fake, because I just can’t believe this union is real.

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