Like a good useless celebrity, Jennifer Love Hewitt made it out to Disneyland for Miley Cyrus’ birthday. It is rumored that she’s trying to cling onto her youth as hard as she can, but I have a feeling that she’s doing it for the cotton candy. She wore a shirt that could have been see-through, but wasn’t because Jennifer Love Hewitt’s wholesome, fat chick demeanor has vowed to never show her nipples to the world, because she’s not that kind of girl, she’s more of the kind of girl who prefers showing off her ability to empty a dessert tray at a restaurant in record times, but I know some of you still like her, god fucking knows why, maybe it’s because you aren’t too good at moving on and accepting the fact that her time is done, it’s not 1996 anymore, but that would also mean giving up your first car you got in high school, moving out of your parent’s house and even getting a job and you just aren’t ready for that. So let’s all pretend time stands still and ignore these see through pictures of Jennifer Love that aren’t see through.

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