I don’t know what happened to Augilera, but she got all crazy a couple years ago, we just didn’t know about it because we were too busy focusing on people who are more important than her and not the back burner that she was about to spill over on. She went through the tacky slut phase rebelling against her candy-coated image by getting implants and somehow turning into this 50’s pin-up girl, where she caked on more make-up than Boy George, while dancing around dressed like a sailer like we were in the navy and hadn’t seen cunt in years, which isn’t all that far from the truth, but you know what I mean. Then she married the Jew, probably never fitting into his family for being a non-Jew, leading to a whole other identity crisis, that has left her with a baby, a clown face, weirdly shaped titties all while being too good for any of us to bag, which is the real sad truth that is our lives….here she is performing.

Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus – Aguilera Dressed Like a Clown For Mother Africa

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