I was told that it was some national holiday today so I figured I wouldn’t have to post, then some asshole called me up to tell me that people are still expecting a fucking update, that’s when I asked myself when I became a fucking slave laborer who was chosen to entertain 5 people while they sit at home with nothing better to do on their day off, because it’s fucking Monday and Monday’s are supposed to be spent at work and not at home and they can’t seem to figure it out or some shit….

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini this past weekend, because it’s her fucking job to start the fucking day….

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