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2009

11

Feb

Khloe Kardashian Hosts an Appropriate Party of the Day

I got this flyer emailed to me by the promoters of the event, I am not posting this to give these assholes exposure, because I know if I ever went to Vegas, they’d never let me into their bullshit, despite giving them more exposure then their Mexican escort flyer kids lining the Vegas strip.

I am posting it because it is nice to see this bitch follow her calling. Sure, Khloe Kardashian bitch is a pig or a monster, so rocking out on Friday the 13th is appropriate, but not as appropriate as shit being called the Anti-Valentine’s day party, because I hear that’s the name of Khloe Kardashian’s memoir, a story about a ugly fucking girl with big dreams, who used to sit at home, year after year making Valentine’s Day cards and cookies and decorations, thinking about all the boys swooning her and asking her to be theirs and all that shit, only that never happened, leaving her bitter and a leader in the war against Valentines day, fueled by cynicism and rejection turned into anger.

I think you should check this party out, since you can relate to this beast.

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