I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

25

Feb

America Ferrera Reunited with Her Family of the Day

I get very little satisfaction ripping into someone who plays someone ugly on TV. It’s like she already knows that shit and made a career exploiting it, so me doing this is just beating a dead fucking horse…or should I saw dog….

Here are some pictures of America Ferrera being reunited with her long lost family. I heard back in Mexico, her father was shot while looking through a dumpster for food to feed the family and her mother died of rabies, forcing Ferrara to fend for her brother and sister to survive. They went from town to town, people violated her, one drunk guy even fucked her behind some bar, but one day, she randomly got approached by four white people with nets and hooks and shit, she snarled at them, but they persisted to scoop her up and throw her in the back of a van, and after a quarantine, a series of shots, a nice southern California family adopted her. Shaved her and groomed her and fed her the best kibble around, giving her the opportunity to get on TV, starting as a stunt dog and ending up winning a fucking emmy. A rags to riches story, but for the person who seemingly had everything, one thing was unresolved…her brother and sister she vowed to care for were left behind, so with her Hollywood TV star money, she hired a team of people to find them and finally, after many years, they were brought back together. I think my eyes are starting to well up. Yep. That’s a tear. Wow, what a touching rags to riches story….

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