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2009

06

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch Continues of the Day

Bad news. The Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch continues, which means posting more boring pictures of the cunt doing absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, no plane crashes happened on the way back from Israel, or wherever the fuck they were reconnecting Sam Ronson’s DJing to it’s roots at Bar Mitzvahs where it came from and where it still belongs, bringing happiness to 14 year old horny boys and their slutty jacked up plastic surgeried mothers, there were no drug overdoses, or cardiac arrest or any of that shit, because I guess Moses is on her converting to what he considers the ultimate religion side or some shit.

What’s even more unfortunate is that here she is drinking coke, instead of free-basing it, because I guess she’s trying to fatten her dying-self up to keep this death watch going for a couple more weeks, and the whole thing is pretty fucking annoying.

Here they are in video leaving Villa Nightclub…

Here is another video of them on some “dinner date” which is code of ripping at each other’s faces off cuz of some drug fueled rage…

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