I am not in the mood to hate on Lohan anymore, sure she caused some headaches for me when she found out I was internet friends with Sam Ronson, who is no longer my internet friend because Lohan stepped in and put a stop to that. Sure, I had some outrageous text message fights with her over the 6 months that this went down, because she was kinda crazy, and sure the last time I went to see Ronson play, I was escorted out of the club within a minute of being there, even though no one knows I write the site, but was told that I am not welcome there, and it had nothing to do with my urine soaked elastic waist band pants.

But now that all that anger and drama is over, life is more boring, I have no one to have fake internet fights with, I have no celebrities to make me feel validated, like my mean spirited shit actually gets noticed, so as Lohan and Ronson lost interest in tolerating me, I lost that stamp of approval that made me feel like the site wasn’t a stagnant piece of shit.

This is going to be my last Lohan Deathwatch post, because it’s played out, boring and a waste of fuckin’ time. She’s not dying, she’s just skinny, and I like skinny girls, so the last thing I should be doing is encouraging weightgain.

So Lohan, if you’re reading this, I miss you.

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