I am getting tired of ripping into Lady Gaga, it’s all very negative and a waste of fucking energy, you know she is doing her thing, people are diggin’ it, she can sing, her sound is her own and music is her own, and whether I find shit a little lame, a little forced and the whole thing very bullshit, makes no difference because she’s here, her music gets played and she’s going to be around for awhile.
That said, just because I accept that she’s around, doesn’t mean that I accept her to be a woman. I am convinced that just throwing the name “Lady” in her name, is some over compensation shit to further trick us into thinking she’s got a vagina, you know like how could she have a dick if her name is Lady Gaga, kinda thing. Not to mention, she has a busted man face, stupid wigs, stupid costumes, a raspy dick suckin’ voice and looks like she’s wearing a fucking diaper under her leotard while acting like a gay dude’s rendition of a fabulous glamorous woman.
Now, I guess I could be wrong, and she could just have unfortunate genes, but whatever she is, she’s definitely here to stay, so get used to it and turn on her song “Poke her Face” while you fantasize about her tits, just the way she used get her face poked in the gay club bathrooms while jerking her own dick, before she had to tuck it away for fame….
Here she is kickin’ of her North American tour…
