I realize that as I get older my standards in younger women drop, not that I ever really had standards to begin with, but if you dropped a 300 pound 18 year old off at my doorstep, the kind with herpes from the time she was raped, a rash from the genetic disorder she has, a missing toe from her diabetes and a fucking black boyfriend in her fucking mouth, I’d probably still go down on her, but I am not George Clooney. Sure the girl he’s with isn’t disgusting, but I’d expect better. I’m disappointed in him and that’s all I have to say about that.

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