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2009

07

May

Lindsay Lohan is a Dog Sitter of the Day

Lohan was at Samantha Ronson’s house until 6:30 in the morning, probably because they are in dyke love, and both enable their dyke lifestyles, while Samantha Ronson milks off Lohan’s fame for personal gain, and Lohan milks off Ronson’s tit, like she was her momma.

I just thought it was funny to see Lohan leaving with Ronson’s dog, like she’s some kind of dog sitter, like she’s responsible enough to take care of a fucking dog, when we all know she has a hard enough time taking care of herself, leading me to believe motherfucker is gonna be brought back jacked on prescription pills, 40 pounds lighter, chain smoking, while lickin’ a pussy.

But the biggest joke in all this is that Sam Ronson is walking out with a guitar, leading me to believe she’s going to be singing on stage badly again…Good times.

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