Lindsay Lohan got a haircut and that disappoints me. Everyone says she’s a drug addict, but real drug addicts don’t care about their appearance, they are too busy trying to get drugs to maintain their shit, you know they are the kind of people who only shave their pussies or shower for the sake of getting money to buy more drugs…

Either way, I’m still waiting for my Lohan birthday invitation. I assume she’s too busy getting her hair done to return my calls. Maybe I’ll just have to stalk call her night and fuckin’ day.

Here’s everyone’s favorite lesbian Lohan doin’ her thing…we just haven’t figured out what that thing is…but we have figured out we want to see her naked all the time….

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