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2009

10

Jul

Some Bullshit Gossip Girl in Stupid Shorts of the Day

Her name is Jessica Szohr which pretty much makes her my soulmate because I have szohr’s all over my cock, szohr’s that look like her ugly Charlie Brown shorts that probably cost more than everything I own combined, but in my defense, I don’t really own anything, I’m born to roam and mooch off my lonely and desperate wife.

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Jessica Szohr|Shorts

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