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Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots….

Pics via Fame

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Blake Lively’s Tits on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl and I guess they are planning a really magnificant, opulant, decadent, luxurious, obnoxious, pretentious gala event on the show that all you faggots who watch this shit can sit and wait for excitedly, while I’ve seen all I have to see and that’s Blake Lively’s tits, I dont really understand why she looks like a cracked out, drug addicted, street whore who ran away from home at 15 and turned to a life of crack and getting diseased loads on her face, but I do know that she doesn’t look like she’s 22 and she definitely doesn’t look like the teenager she’s supposed to be, she looks more like the 50 year olds in prom dresses I saw last night who wouldn’t fuck me, and she’s got something in common with them too, and that’s that she won’t fuck me either, yet I still sit here writing about her like some kind of asshole stroking her haggard faced ego.

PICS VIA – FAME and INFphoto

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Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do..

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Blake Lively and Her Gossip Girl Legs of the Day

Here are Blake Lively’s legs. I’m not sure why I am giving her added attention, maybe it’s because I like they way her stomach bubbles out in her dress like she’s on her period or even in the early stages of teenage pregnancy or even just a little chubby from all the cocaine and booze she’s been drinkin now that she’s got lots of money to spend on the shit…..and that’s all I have to say about that….even though I would have probably been better off not saying anything….

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Some Bullshit Gossip Girl in Stupid Shorts of the Day

Her name is Jessica Szohr which pretty much makes her my soulmate because I have szohr’s all over my cock, szohr’s that look like her ugly Charlie Brown shorts that probably cost more than everything I own combined, but in my defense, I don’t really own anything, I’m born to roam and mooch off my lonely and desperate wife.

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Gossip Girl is Naughty of the Day

The producers of Gossip Girl are trying to put to rest any rumors that one of the stars of the show is gay and they are doing it by hiring a group of sluts to flock around on the beach with him and get topless with him, but his lack of interest as he looks at his phone instead of her tips makes everything pretty clear to me. You can’t fool me Gossip Girl producers. I am onto your scheme. I’d write a funny story about this kid I know who’s dad constantly hired hookers for him after he came out because he couldn’t accept that he had a gay son and figured he’d knock some sense into him by hiring girls to pretty much rape him, but why bother it’s the end of the day Friday and I am pretty much spent, hungover and ready to drink more. That’s just the way it is but AA is coming soon, stay tuned.

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Blake Lively Gossip Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Blake Lively is another one of those girls who we are made to think is hot because she’s the only one worth fuckin’ on some stupid teen show and not because she’s actually got it going on. The cast of Gossip Girl remind me of the year I volunteered at some retard camp only the retards I was dealing with weren’t being paid to be retards, they were kinda just born than way and they didn’t pretend they were high society gossiping rich girls from New York, but that’s probably just because they had a hard enough time formulating a sentence.

Her is Blake Lively in a bikini and getting some lotion applied to her ass by her boyfriend, who has also been manipulated by the media to think the pussy he is hitting is the hottest pussy around.

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I am – Gossip Girl…Girl of the Day


Her name is Blake Lively and she’s the chick on Gossip Girl, a show I’ve never watched but probably should, because ever 18 year old chick is watching it and it’s nice to keep up with what’s going on if you ever want to stick your dick in them

A couple of years ago when the OC first hit, I made a point of watching that shit every thursday night because I used to have a shitty TV and I got it on my one channel. Every time I’d go out to be the creepy old guy at the college party, I’d talk about what happened on the OC and chicks would open up to me and make out with me and all that shit and it was easy fucking research.

I know Gossip Girl is about some NYC socialite rich kid bullshit where everyone is fucking everyone and there’s all kinds of drama on the shit and it’s poisoning every young girl out there and raising the next generation of sluts to love designer clothes more than they already do…..

Here’s a couple episode breakdowns for you to use when out and trying to score young vagina.

Seventeen Candles

Blair is devastated by the current state of her relationship with Nate and the guilt from her recent indiscretion. But she manages to put on a happy face for her 17th birthday party and attempts to hide her feelings from her friends. Hoping to ease the tension between Serena and Vanessa, Dan takes Vanessa to Blair’s party so the girls can bond together, but this ends up making Serena more uncomfortable. Jenny brings her mother home as a surprise visit, but Rufus isn’t ready to forgive and forget. Finally, Nate’s parents ask him to make a huge sacrifice to save his father’s business as he faces charges of embezzlement and fraud.

Victor, Victrola

Serena and Dan finally accept that they are crazy about each other, despite that they come from polar opposite worlds. Chuck thinks of investing in a club trying to make his father Bart Bass proud of him. Nate confronts his father, about the drugs he found in his house but he denies having a problem. Jenny discovers a secret that her parents have been keeping from her. Finally, Blair is devastated by Nate’s actions when Jenny reveals that Nate kissed her by accident thinking she was Serena.

The Handmaiden’s Tale

Dan is torn between two girls when his childhood friend, Vanessa, returns home and declares her feelings for him, just as he and Serena are trying to figure out what they mean to each other. At the infamous masked ball, Blair sends Nate on a scavenger hunt, but Nate is ultimately still distracted by his feelings for Serena. Although Blair makes it perfectly clear that outsiders are not welcome, a disguised Jenny and Dan sneak into the ball. Finally, Lily asks Rufus to accompany her to an Eleanor Waldorf event in order to make Bart Bass jealous

That’s enough of that….This Blake Lively chick is the new Mischa Barton on the new OC and she plays the girl Serena and she’s in her school uniform and you like that. Now use this knowledge when you’re standing outside your local private schools looking for love and send me pics of the outcome….

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