Britney Spears was out doing a photoshoot in a white bikini, something one might think is a crazy as she is, not because everyone knows she’s had 2 kids and moms don’t belong in bikinis, but they do belong in the kitchen making dinner, but because she’s in a white bikini and her vagina is a bigger slob than she is. Some of us will never forget the pictures of her period stains, unless I just made that up and was thinking about this girl I once knew who used to not wear tampons but would eat her period out of her panties because she didn’t like the idea of losing iron or toxic shock syndrome and she was pretty fucking strange, but not as strange as the way these pictures are making me feel. I think I am actually loving these pictures of a washed up whore, I’m lovin’ her body and I can only blame one thing and that is that I am probably still fuckin’ drunk from last night and everything is better when drunk, except I still manage to hate myself, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with these Britney pics, so I’m gonna take Chris Crocker’s advice and leave her alone.

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