Wearing clothes to a beach is like wearing a condom during sex. It’s unfuckin natural. So I don’t know what this Kristin Cavallari chick is doing, other than fuckin’ up the natural life cycle of beaches. If anything she should be hiding her fucking face for crawling back to be on The Hills in the tailend of the show’s lifespan because her cunt ass tried to launch a legit career and shit didn’t work cuz she’s a bad case of inflated ego without the talent to back it up. Not that you care, if anything these pictures are designed to make you hate her more for not playin’ by the fuckin’ rules….it’s too there wasn’t someone on the beach to rip her clothes off of her, but I assume if they did the show producers and camera men who follow her everywhere she goes would step in…..making her a hard girl to rape.

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