I am really disappointed with myself. I was just walking the dog drunk and came across some teenage party because the parents are out of town kinda situation you see in the movies and I didn’t try to crash it and steal all their beer and tell war stories to teach them my interpretation on the meaning of life…instead I just walked by it like a miserable loser….not that being the 40 year old in the teenage part is seen as being the cool guy amongst other 40 year olds. You know the 40 year olds with wifes and careers and kids and mortgages, but who cares about those assholes, when any dude with a dick knows being the 40 year old amongst 18 year old pussy is fuckin awesome….even though the 18 year old pussy I saw was pretty low quality….
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Here are my stepLINKS….I am amazed I can do these so well despite how wasted I am.
Because It’s Still Sex If You’re Doing It Alone, I Guess
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Ryan Jenkins Was On MegaN wANTS TO Marry a Millionaire and Now He’S Also Wanted for Murder!
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Fat Man Freak Out of the Day
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Playboy’s 10 Lamest Covers
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Maybe Arkham Asylum Will Reaffirm Batman and Elevate It From The Piece of Shit It Has Become
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Oh for Fuck Sakes Does Heidi Montage Have to Ruin Something Already So Incredibly Shitty?
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Kerry Katona Fat Ass Nipple Slip
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I Wanna Fuck Anna Wintours Dead Body
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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen During Your First Week of College
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Striptease of the Day
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Courtney Love is Insane And I Love It
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Kelly Brook and Her Big old tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Audrina Patridge is Almost See Through
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Frieda Pinto is in the New Woordy Allen Movie
I Wonder If It’s About a Middle Aged Man That Molests His Step Aughter, Divorces His Wife Then Marrys Her
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Zeba is Definitely Worth Banging
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Ughh Lady Gaga is Such a Cunt
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Naomi Campbell is Open Wide
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The Ultimate girls From Spike Gallery
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Meet Aria Argento
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And Now, The Worst Idea To Ever Come Out of the 80’s
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Karate Student Beats Up His Master
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That’s an Alist Fisting Right There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Carol Made Me Thursday Better
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Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Calendar
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Godess Of Godesses: Hannah Hilton…
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Glorious, Natural Beauty
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Victoria Silvstedt Topless Lingerie
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And The Blonde Goes Solo
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Oiled Up and in the Sun
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Ahy Hello Jessica White
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Electrified Chair Prank
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Come to Montreal and You May Just Meet These Girls
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Welcome to Route 36, The World’s First Cocaine Bar
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did You Know Twitter Never Deletes Tweets? Beyonces Cousin Sure As Hell Doesn’t
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Who Wants to Be a Youtubillionaire?
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This is How They Fuck in Japan
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This Movie About Shopping Carts Seems Kind of Awesome
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5 Videos To Prove That Spandex Is God’s Second Gift To Man
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Miley Was Born to Be a Money Making Whore
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Now THAT’S A Spectacular Ass!
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