Pam Anderson is in a Peta ad that has been banned by some CNN in the Airport network or some shit, because Peta realizes that they get more buzz if they get an ad banned somewhere, than if they actually run the ad on the network, because that’s just the kind of bullshit publicity stuntin’ motherfuckers they are. They also somehow trick celebrities with nothing better to do, to get on board with their fight against cruelty to animals, that I feel have more to do with generating buzz for Peta than actually helping the animals, making me wonder how much the woman who runs this shit makes a year, or if her passion really lies in pumpin’ all she can into the cause.

Either way, Pam is dressed like a “sexy” airport cop and I use that term loosely, because she’s loose and seeing her is like going to a Halloween party at the Old Folks home that went horribly wrong, but there’s some other girl’s bare ass and that compensates.

So fuck Peta, fuck Pam Anderson and fuck yourself while watching this, cuz you are weird.

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