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Teri Hatcher’s Snatcher Does the Malibu Triathalon of the Day

I was just thinking to myself “Remember when everyone wanted to fuck Teri Hatcher, it must have been a few years ago, and now I never even bother putting her pictures up because she’s old, weathered and disgusting” and then she goes and pulls this stunt…

Actually, I wasn’t thinking anything to myself at all, because I generally only think bad things and try to turn that shit off with booze and procrastination, and I’d never say a bitch is too old or too weathered for me, because the older the better, from experience, to inability for pregnancy, to no memory of the events that unfolded, sign me the fuck up, so I’d never say that, but when I saw these pics, I thought shit, remember when people wanted to fuck this girl and all they did was talk about her, whether on that Superman shit or Housewives…well I guess she’s let that get to her head and hasn’t given up on herself, even though most people have cuz she’s showing a pretty solid wax and based on experience, real old ladies don’t bother maintaining that shit….only ones with egos do and that doesn’t answer my real question, which is wondering what this rotting slab of meat in her bike shorts smells like before and after triathlons she takes part on in efforts of provin’ she’s as fit as she was when people actually wanted to fuck her, but I guess I’m just a sick man…

PICS via Mavrix

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    I prefer to see her with a bull bush 🙁

  • sandie

    She looks bad like an old lady and I don’t think she’s that old.

  • Steve Lick

    I have to admit I dig this. I hate to say… I want to smell that thing before she showers.

  • cowbulls

    Teri is desperate for attention. That’s the only thing that can explain her playing with her thong like that in public.

  • Ooh oops i just typed a huge comment and when i hit post it came up blank! Please please tell me it worked properly? I do not want to sumit it again if i do not have to! Either the blog glitced out or i am just stuipd, the second option doesnt surprise me lol.

  • Hello just thought i would let you know that i also had a issue with your blog coming up frozen as well. Might be monkeys in the system.

  • She is one hot girl. Anybody that says that Teri is to old is absolutely insane. I would play some stink finger with her anytime. She is making some lucky guy one hell of a fine piece of pussy.